boing's useless info of the day:
i love paul f tompkins
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chatting.
bestmansfall: i think im dying. how bout you
ironynalcohol: probably.
ironynalcohol: smoking is killing me.
bestmansfall: get this
bestmansfall: (me too)
bestmansfall: tonight at work
bestmansfall: the lab man came in to pick up our specimens
bestmansfall: and he's already weird enough
bestmansfall: but tonight
bestmansfall: he kept going on about how
bestmansfall: people worship their bodies
bestmansfall: when what they need to realize
bestmansfall: is that
bestmansfall: "a body is nothing but urine & stool & disease."
ironynalcohol: thats really empowering.
bestmansfall: and that "our bodies eventually kill us"
bestmansfall: and i'm like
bestmansfall: yeah, so how much free time do you have?
bestmansfall: his name is chi. he's weird
ironynalcohol: What kind of lab is this?
ironynalcohol: Cadaver type stuff.
bestmansfall: i work at a vet so the lab guy picks up blood & tumors & shit
ironynalcohol: his work dictates an unusual attitude about life.
bestmansfall: he pisses me off
bestmansfall: he used to always hit on me
ironynalcohol: anyone who deals with shit like that regularly has to desensatize himself somehow.
bestmansfall: telling me we should go to the lake & he will make me dinner
ironynalcohol: Sounds like quality dating material.
bestmansfall: and im like NO THANKS I LIKE MY LIFE WITHOUT YOU IN IT IF ITS ALL THE SAME PLZ
ironynalcohol: He's probably a very lonely gentleman.
ironynalcohol: I wonder if he is religious.
bestmansfall: oh hahahah
bestmansfall: get this
bestmansfall: he's studying to be a monk or some shit
ironynalcohol: a monk?
bestmansfall: something jacked up
bestmansfall: i cant remember
ironynalcohol: his name is chi... let me guess what type.
ironynalcohol: "the body is merely a vesal for spreading disease"
bestmansfall: chi & i havent talked in weeks until tonight
bestmansfall: exactly
ironynalcohol: did he put the moves on you tonight?
bestmansfall: no. just told me how we all worship urine, stool filled wastelands
11:56 pm - July 15, 2002
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