boing's useless info of the day:
i love paul f tompkins
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nasty bathrooms.
road tripping to houston this weekend to purchase various IKEA items. coffee table, art, wall decor. i can't wait for this visit. we have money saved & we're on a mission.
i just poured a dr pepper & took a drink & all the carbonation burned my throat before i even got a chance to drink. it's a good/bad feeling. i love dr pepper.
back to IKEA, my mom is letting us take her car since she has a larger trunk than i do. she's the coolest mom in the world. i hope we get down there & find everything we're looking for and it's all on sale. crossing fingers.
my dog likes to eat drill bits & run away. it makes me want to choke her. why isn't she a good dog like her brother? why does she cause so much grief? if anyone wants her, let me know. she's spayed & potty trained. i will pay you to get her off my hands. or you could pay me $800 & i could take her to obedience classes. wotev.
kmart is going out of business so we went on sunday to see if anything was on clearance. it wasn't. but i had to pee so bad that i braved the bathroom. i swear to god it was the worst thing i've seen in my entire life. piss & shit all over the floor, no toilet paper, soap that looked anything but antibacterial & the most foul smelling odor you can imagine. and i say there was no toilet paper, but there actually was. it was just covered in piss & chunks of something i couldn't decipher still on it's roll sitting UNDER the toilet. which, by the way, was leaking all over the floor. (and not making it's way into the drain.)
right outside the bathroom they had muscle shirts (they still make these?)and one said 'available'. ok, NO. this is so wrong. the other we saw had a race-type car on it with flames all around. it was so much like doug in ghost world.
i will never ever ever ever go to the bathroom at kmart again. maybe the unsanitary conditions are why they went bankrupt.
8:56 am - June 05, 2002
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