boing's useless info of the day:
i love paul f tompkins
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boob inspector.
hello, i have been reading luku perry's diary lately. it's really entertaining me. but i am white, and have no sense of humor. i think he even makes jiffy pop on the stove - without burning! yes, a must-read.
oh and one day, he sent me a bouquet of daisies cause everyone knows that boing loves daisies. anyhow, he sent them to me with a note attached that said 'thank you for being a friend.' so, naturally, i sent a chocolate dagger back to him with a note reading, 'my heart is true youre a pal & a confidant.' he laughed because we both love the golden girls. and golden showers.
1:22 p.m. - 2001-07-23
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